Chapter 516, making trouble for no reason

Shangguan Ruoqing burst into tears of gratitude, and took the initiative to get up several times to help Fang Chen get food.

The latter hardly moved his buttocks since he sat down.

Enjoy Shangguan Ruoqing's [-]% considerate service throughout the process.

Fang Chen was a little flustered;
"Grandma, after I go back, I must find a little secretary, who will serve me personally in the future, serving tea, pouring water, washing feet, and soaking feet in a one-stop service.

You don't have to think about eating yourself."

The misty and contemptuous gaze above.

Fang Chen said with a smirk;

"Sister, do you want to apply for the job? I think you have great potential.

This interviewer is very optimistic about you..."

Not finished yet.

Fang Chen only felt a chill down his spine.

whoosh-

The sharp Qingxiao sword was attached to Fang Chen's neck.

Fang Misty's cold eyes were full of amusement;

"You should save this to your Xiaoqi and Fang Biyun Humei, and to me, tsk tsk...".

Fang Chen was dumb, and laughed twice.

"Hey! The weather is really nice today, Miao Miao, look outside, the sun is shining brightly, your eyes are bright, by the way, your hair came out last night with wet hair, don't catch a cold...".

Fang Piaomiao almost swears.

last night?

How many hours has it been now?
My hair dries even without a blow dryer.

Fang Piaomiao took a sip of the hot tea;
"Hehe, today is cloudy."

Fang Chen touched the tip of his nose resentfully, muttered in his mouth, but started talking nonsense again, pointing to the pulled noodles in the bowl and said;
"Look at this noodle, it's long and wide, look at this bowl, it's big and round...".

"This bowl is big~".

Seeing Fang Piaomiao's expressionless face.

Fang Chen shrugged;

"Huh, don't you like Kris Wu? Then how about I perform a rap basketball for you?".

"Hi sister, I'm Fang Chen, an amnesia contestant who has lost his memory for a year and a half.

I'm good at bragging, nonsense, and gossip.

Sister, what do you want to eat this morning? I'll get it for you."

Fang Yaomiao has ignored someone now, and just sips the soup on her own.

Obviously, it was Fang Chen's cheeky words that offended this cold-tempered fairy.

Fang Chen only felt that the atmosphere was getting more and more awkward, and said again;
"Sister, what's on your face...".

While talking, Fang Chen suddenly pointed to Fang Miu's exquisite jade face.

while eating.

Of course Fang Mimiao would no longer wear a veil.

Hearing Fang Chen's words.

The woman thought she had something on her face, and she was shocked;
"What's wrong? What's there?".

"It's kinda pretty".

Fang Yaomiao's jade hand holding the porcelain bowl trembled, and her starry sky rolled her eyes.

"Don't mess around".

Although reprimanded.

But from her reaction, one can see a bit of scrutiny.

It turns out that the elder sister likes earthy love stories!
Fang Chen chuckled, and suddenly raised his palm;

"Look, I was cut by that mysterious boulder yesterday, why don't you make one too?"

Fang Piaomiao raised her brows, feeling that this boring little thief started to have nothing to say again;

"What am I planning?".

"My hand was cut, and you cut it too, so we will be married."

Hearing this, Fang Miu quickly spat lightly.

Now I don't speak at all.

But I saw the woman's red earlobes.

Fang Chen then joked unscrupulously;

"Potatoes can be mashed potatoes, corn can be mashed corn, guess what I can mash?".

Fang Miu was stunned for a moment;
"What mud?".

Fang Chen showed his white teeth and said with a bright smile;
"Potatoes can be mashed, corn can be mashed, and I can be mashed."

high!
It's really high!

Even if the earthy love words are used on Fang Jiuran, it may not be effective.

But for Fang Yaomiao's ignorant temperament.

I'm afraid these stalks that have been played by countless people are still fresh.

Of course, this also scores people.

If someone else talked to Fang Miu like this, first of all, Fang Miu might not respond to the first point at all, and it would become an awkward question and answer.

Moreover, it is very likely to get burned.

After all, Fairy Misty has never been a good tempered person.

Fang Piaomiao lowered her head and her pair of starry sky eyes did not dare to look at Fang Chen again, fearing that she would be moved by this little thief, she couldn't help but tell him about the marriage contract between the two.

Fang Yaomiao on this timeline doesn't know.

Fang Chen in the black robe in front of him not only knew about the marriage contract.

He also figured out Fang Miu's arrogant temperament, which completely sucked women through.

To deal with an arrogant and cold fairy like Fang Miu, one needs to use the seven-character mantra trick of chasing girls; bold, careful, and thick-skinned!
But Shangguan Ruoqing, who happened to be walking by, heard the conversation between the two.

But I was a little upset.

You asked me to get food just to show off your affection?

grandma's.

Why don't you ask the descendants why they left behind a sun when they shot the sun?
Fuck him, because he wants you to show your affection.

The chick Shangguan Ruoqing is actually very interesting.

In her heart, one thing is one thing.

Fang Chen helped himself, but it was his fault to show affection.

If Fang Piaomiao and Fang Chen honestly engaged in an underground romance.

I don't know what to say yet, but it's a bit too much for you to blatantly abuse dogs!
Especially Fang Chen, what a mess!
I ate all the dog food...

Still let people not eat?

thought here.

Shangguan Ruoqing was full of anger, when would it be her turn to have a sweet love.

This anger also vented on Fang Chen.

boom--

Shangguan Ruoqing slapped the food heavily on the dining table, which attracted the attention of many others.

Fang Chen raised his eyelids, his face full of confusion.

This chick, who was fine just now, gave Lao Tzu something to eat.

Now what is wrong with this suddenly?
I saw that Shangguan Ruoqing sat in her seat with a smile on her face;

"Lin Shao".

"Um?".

Fang Chen felt a little bad for no reason at this moment.

"If I were Senior Sister Misty, you can now assume that I want to torture you with a few questions about your ex-girlfriend, is that okay?".

Fang Chen's ominous premonition grew stronger.

But Fang Piaomiao seemed to be a bit interested, she blinked her slender eyelashes but didn't speak, but her attention seemed to be concentrated.

Fang Chen, old scumbag, how could Shangguan Ruoqing ask herself such a question at a time like this?

Hastily opened his mouth and said;
"I don't have an ex-girlfriend...".

This is actually true.

His first love was Ye Qingcheng, but now they reconciled and did not break up.

Fang Jiuran's close relationship with him is even more affectionate.

So, I really don't have an ex!

"Then assume you have, and by the way, assume that I am Senior Sister Misty."

suppose?

Oh oh, okay then.

Fang Chen also understood now that Shangguan Ruoqing just looked at herself and Fang Yaomiao being ambiguous and unhappy, and she didn't know which string was wrong, and wanted to play a trick on herself.

I don't have an ex-girlfriend anyway.

You can ask whatever you want, I will not enter into it subjectively and preconceived.

When Shangguan Ruoqing saw Fang Chen compromise, the expression on her pretty face made Fang Chen tremble;
"Okay, then I'll start.

I'm Senior Sister Misty now, and I'm asking you questions related to your ex-girlfriend."

"Ok".

"Do you remember her birthday?".

"I forgot long ago."

"Do you still miss her?".

"I don't want to, I only have Misty in my heart now...".

But as soon as these words came out, Fang Chen himself said inwardly;
There are also Xiao Yezi, Lin Yiqin, Qu Cuicui, Fang Jiuran...

The unwarranted ex-girlfriend didn't exist in the first place, let her die.

Fang Chen was complacent, and felt that his answer was completely unconstrained;

"continue?".

Shangguan Ruoqing snorted coldly;
"Then how long have you been talking?"

how long?

I don't even have an ex-girlfriend!
However, in order not to show that he is a scumbag, and not to show that he is half-hearted, Fang Chen is in his subjective consciousness.

This question cannot be answered in too short a time.

Otherwise, you will appear irresponsible.

Also can't answer for too long.

Otherwise, it seems that you can't manage your feelings.

So Fang Chen said subconsciously; "It won't take long, you just think it's only half a year...".

As soon as these words came out, Fang Chen felt that his answer should be regarded as being stable.

result.

Snapped--

Loud applause sounded.

Fang Chen received a slap on the left cheek.

But it wasn't Shangguan Ruoqing who always wanted Fang Chen to be beaten.

It was the fairy in the white skirt beside Fang Chen who subconsciously shot.

Looking at Fang Chen's face full of confusion.

Fang Piaomiao had a straightforward face, and shrugged her delicate little nose with disgust;
"It's not long after half a year, it seems that you haven't talked enough!"

wipe!
I don't have an ex-girlfriend!
Didn't I talk about the matter as it stands, and just pull up a pretense?

Now, Fang Piaomiao somehow participated in the game.

Shangguan Ruoqing, who was on the side, looked at the strange success and let out a smirk.

Fang Miu's cold eyes glanced at Fang Chen;
"Do you think Junior Sister Ruoqing is more beautiful or Du Hongyun is more beautiful?"

Fang Chen was taken aback; "Who is Du Hongyun?".

Snapped--

This time, Shangguan Ruoqing stood up and slapped Fang Chen on the face.

Fang Chen almost drew his gun and beat someone.

Oh shit!Miao Miao beat me and forget it.

You bastard Shangguan Ruoqing, little girl, what are you doing beating me!
Can't find death! ?
Fang Chen didn't have a good temper, as soon as he stood up, Shangguan Ruoqing snorted coldly and said;
"Don't tell me, in your heart, Senior Sister Misty shouldn't be the most beautiful?"

Gan!
Fang Chen was tricked into it.

There is no misty in this option...

I beat you to death, little bastard...

But he turned his head and saw Fang Mimiao's cold eyes.

Fang Chen touched the tip of his nose resentfully, and sat down obediently;

"Hehe, Senior Sister Misty is not included in this option, otherwise, Senior Sister Misty must be the prettiest..."

He touched his face.

Uncle's.

Shangguan Ruoqing really hurts when she slaps someone!
After listening to Fang Chen's nonsense, Fang Miumiao's resistance was much stronger.

Shangguan Ruoqing asked again;
"Then Senior Sister Misty and her younger sister look good?"

"Misty is beautiful...".

Snapped--

Before he finished speaking, Fang Chen was inexplicably slapped again.

Shangguan Ruoqing, you are really gone!
He gave the young master two slaps in a row!
Do you think I don't hit women?

He was completely angry now.

It is wrong for me to talk about people when I see people, but it is also wrong to speak nonsense when I see ghosts! ?
Fang Chen pushed the table away, just about to get angry.

Shangguan Ruoqing said suddenly;

"Which sister did I say it was, Senior Sister Misty? You just rushed to answer? Obviously guilty, it must be empty talk, and stood up and lost your temper? You must have panicked...".

Fang Chen squeezed out an ugly wry smile, his face was grinning, and his heart was already mmp;

Shangguan Ruoqing**********
"In your heart, who do you love more, me or Senior Sister Misty?".

I love you dick?

"It must be misty...".

Snapped--

"Okay you, you little thief, eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot, why do you have Junior Sister Ruoqing in your heart!?".

PS; brothers urge more urge more rush~
(End of this chapter)